What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 9, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 1, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Binti (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2023

😄 Too good!

Wande (Guest) on August 10, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 25, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 21, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mustafa (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Shani (Guest) on July 5, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 16, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Chum (Guest) on June 14, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Masika (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Shukuru (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Halimah (Guest) on June 12, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 10, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Fadhili (Guest) on June 3, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 18, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Yusuf (Guest) on May 13, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 11, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 14, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 13, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zakia (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 4, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Khamis (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Wande (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Khalifa (Guest) on December 21, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nassor (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Tabu (Guest) on December 5, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 28, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 24, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Omari (Guest) on November 18, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Ali (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 12, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Zuhura (Guest) on November 4, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂