What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

John Kamande (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 4, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 21, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Salima (Guest) on August 18, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 16, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Abdullah (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mohamed (Guest) on July 1, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mchuma (Guest) on June 21, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 16, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nuru (Guest) on June 11, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Shamsa (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Bakari (Guest) on May 13, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Umi (Guest) on May 12, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Khatib (Guest) on April 20, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 17, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nuru (Guest) on April 10, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Majid (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 3, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 26, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mazrui (Guest) on March 6, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 4, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Masika (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Raha (Guest) on March 1, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 1, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Warda (Guest) on February 28, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 20, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 17, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 13, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Latifa (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rehema (Guest) on February 4, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mashaka (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 9, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Ndoto (Guest) on December 30, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Muslima (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 20, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Baridi (Guest) on November 19, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Yusuf (Guest) on November 1, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

James Mduma (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜