What did the duck say to the clown?

Rehema (Guest) on March 30, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamsa (Guest) on March 23, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 16, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 15, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 8, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sultan (Guest) on February 15, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 2, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mashaka (Guest) on December 31, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nuru (Guest) on December 7, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 27, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 19, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 6, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Maida (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Shabani (Guest) on October 1, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kiza (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 13, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mchawi (Guest) on September 6, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 5, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 13, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Khamis (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Shamim (Guest) on June 22, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Rubea (Guest) on June 20, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nashon (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 21, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Fadhili (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

James Kimani (Guest) on May 1, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Arifa (Guest) on April 17, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Bahati (Guest) on April 8, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Salma (Guest) on April 4, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Hashim (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Maneno (Guest) on March 12, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥