What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 12, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 28, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Salima (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Safiya (Guest) on April 6, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 30, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Jaffar (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nassar (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jafari (Guest) on March 3, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

James Kimani (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Zulekha (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nuru (Guest) on January 30, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Masika (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 10, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nashon (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nahida (Guest) on December 25, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Salma (Guest) on December 24, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Zakaria (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 19, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Zulekha (Guest) on November 17, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Biashara (Guest) on November 15, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 13, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

George Mallya (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Ndoto (Guest) on August 19, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

John Kamande (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 24, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Abdillah (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Latifa (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Muslima (Guest) on July 6, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Nuru (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 17, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 10, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rabia (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rahma (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on April 19, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!