Why didn’t the oven go to college?

Abdullah (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Maimuna (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Rubea (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 24, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Chiku (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Shani (Guest) on March 30, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 27, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Baraka (Guest) on January 20, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on January 10, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 7, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 5, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 1, 2018

😄 You got me!

Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mariam (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mchuma (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 2, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Maida (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Jabir (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 15, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Fatuma (Guest) on September 3, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 27, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 25, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mzee (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 23, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Azima (Guest) on June 26, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Kazija (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

David Chacha (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓